Comedy
"i love my cat so much but how the f**k are you 11 lbs and you take up an entire queen size mattress"
“I missed the annual pet blessing at my parish which means my kitten is still a pagan and a heretic 😭”
“Someone on my Nextdoor app has a cat called Colin Feral.”
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Got my eye on a few neighbor cats after the rapture. 🐈🐈🐈"
"I like that dogs always have to be touching you with their butt"
"so much anger in this small little body. i feel like a chihuahua"
“just got prescribed the same damn medication as my cat, OK”
“No, I can’t throw out that piece of paper that’s been on the floor for a week. That’s the cats’ piece of paper, idiot.”
“My dog knows more English words than I know dog words”
"When I flip my dogs ears inside out those are his party hats. He is ready for a party."