Christians are sometimes thought of as being humorless, staunchly religious people who think laughing is a sin, but I can assure you that isn't true.

Christians love jokes just as much as anyone else does.

God gave humanity a sense of humor and I thank God every day for that. He wants us to experience joy, cheer and laughter, and jokes are a great way to accomplish that.

So get ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious yet clean Christian dad jokes, puns and Bible humor!

Christian Jokes

What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruth-less.
Did you know Moses was an IT pioneer? Yep. He was the first person to download something from the cloud to two tablets.
What was Gabriel's favorite movie? Angels in the Outfield.
What are the directions to Paradise? Turn yourself around, go straight, and follow the light.
Why was God angry with Moses? He broke all Ten Commandments at once.
Why wouldn't Noah play cards with the cats? Because they were Cheetahs.
Who was the shortest man in the Bible? Knee-High-Miah.
How long did Cain hate his brother? For as long as he was Abel.
What book of the Bible do Broadway performers like most? Acts.
What book of the Bible do lawyers read most? Judges.
What was Zipporah called when she threw parties? The hostess with the Moses.
Why were people hesitant to fight Goliath? It was a Giant Ordeal.
What king enjoyed being alone the most? King solo-mon.
What does B.Y.O.B. stand for on a Christian party invitation? Bring your own Bible.
What kind of boats do Christians like to sail? Worships.
Who was the funniest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought down the house.
Need a boat? I Noah guy.
What part of the day did God create Adam? Right before eve.
Who was the most knowledgeable man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Why was Joseph such a great tennis player? He served in Pharaoh's Court.
What food did Noah forbid on the ark? Leeks.
What book of the Bible do mathematicians like most? Numbers.
How is Holy Water made? Turn up the stove and boil the hell out of it.
How does a Christian man make coffee? Hebrews.

See, we told you Christians have a good sense of humor. We know you laughed at at least one of these!

Like Jesus and the reading of God's word, laughter is good for the soul, and we need more of it all in this world.

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