True story: I've attended my fair share of morning tailgates for football games. Morning tailgates are hard. You've got to wake up extra early. You've got to leave your house before the sun is up. They can get pretty chilly late in the season. They're also entirely too short for my liking. Luckily, my fiancé is a guy who loves to cook and experiment at tailgates, so we attempted a breakfast tailgate this season. The first game was... somewhat successful. We learned a lot. Like... don't...