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i keep telling myself i should start carrying around a tripod and then i don't

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lmao google treats "serotonin" and "dopamine" as synonyms in searches

i'm amazed at how good this game turned out to be, particularly the plot. the first three chapters are intense.

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oh god. this game has summons, but the way it works is that you use a phone app that looks kinda like a gay dating app, select a big muscular guy, pay 10k yen, and he shows up and attacks all enemies at once

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i might like raccoons more than cats just because i've seen a lot of variety of cat already and this is like, rare cats with good style

you know who else doesn't have hp bars, not even if you scan them? a bunch of endgame bosses. with that framing, does my lamp *really* deserve to have "?????/????? HP"? i don't think so. unless my lamp is hiding something

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i think it would be useful if everyday objects had an hp bar, because i have healing but this lamp that i keep hitting does not

saturday i was like "wow replacing pulse with pipewire was super easy, everything just works!"

this morning i killed my coworkers because the volume of my microphone got reset to 100%, which apparently is too 90% too much

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saw this ad which literally says "what is the metaverse? what's coming on the internet. free sign up"

but this is spanish. "meta" is a verb meaning "put (imperative)", "verso" means "bullshit" as in lies. you can also read it as meta-bullshit, a scam beyond bs. it's beautiful

tbh this is mean, they are right, their discounted license is very reasonably priced, it's like 10 times cheaper than the average eurorack square wave oscillator

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the screenshot is qjackctl, which existed for decades, but jack used to be a "pro audio"-only sound server and i sure as hell am not getting paid for the audio things i do

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my starting word for wordle is "gamer"

the coolest part of ghost in the shell is those cyberbrain connectors they have on the neck where you just grab it and pull out like two meters of cable and when you don't need it anymore it just goes back in. my vacuum cleaner has a similar thing but it sucks

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