Childhood moves too fast.

OK, but who wants LESS chest hair from the Hoff?

He's baby. Where's the lie?

Who could have done it?

Hang in there, lil' buddy.

Just keep spinning!

He was safely removed, but not before leaving behind some shredded paper towels and a sink full of poop.

An impressive feat from a tiny human.

He brought it.

Don't worry if you didn't catch these the first time around.

"I'd eat this tbh" -- Chrissy Teigen, and literally nobody else.

'There she goes.'

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'in the weeds.'

Is this the most wholesome video in existence?

This level of pettiness is almost admirable.

What a great escape!

"We won’t take a scale off the fish."

Now we're *really* feeling the love tonight.

We're not sure that's how you're supposed to use it.

Here's what you're *supposed* to do if your plane crashes.

Goooood morning.

Twitter did its thing.

Good morning, Cuthbert!

The photographer who caught this on video thinks it was 'strategic' and definitely organized.

Mr. Duckworth is everything to me.

🎶What's going on, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo?🎶

It's been dubbed the 'zombie chicken' but it's probably not chicken and might not even be real.

Don't hold your phone directly above an alligator's head.

It is trying its best.

'Bro, what are you doing? Bro!'

Has this gone too far?

Please find a random sprinkler in an Alaskan yard STAT.

You gotta get creative when you're broke.

This guy could not catch a break from Mother Nature.