NOPE.

Get ready to follow @POTUS44.

Nope.

This is pretty scary.

Amazingly, it was not directed by Nils Sjöberg.

"If meat is murder, live export is the slow boat to hell."

By the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak!

Chief Wahoo takes center stage in the World Series as the Dakota Access Pipeline controversy rages on.

Global domination is just one singing competition and a continent away.

In news that's far from "dope," "The Flash" was dealt yet another blow on Halloween.

A big surprise for a "very special passenger on board."

By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggarth!

Mainstream automakers are working to bring fancy gesture-based displays to regular cars.

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? Precious moments.

Sorry, Sasha and Malia!

Drones to the rescue.

Public drunkenness, gambling and the death of a horse.

Will it be a fizzer?

As China becomes the world's largest iOS app spender, Apple's double-downing on payment methods.

"There's no reason for marriage equality not to happen right now."

He's Rick James b*atch!

Twitter hasn't announced his replacement, yet.

The "race that stops a nation" attracts plenty of bizarre fashion choices.

The pricing of rest of the existing Mac lineup remains unchanged in India.

It's a long wait, though.

Wow.

Twitter still can't differentiate between sarcasm and abuse.

Brace yourselves for a shock.

So many glorious puns.

Maori in New Zealand are posting haka on Facebook to show solidarity with the Sioux tribe in North Dakota.