
The Week in Summary


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London's Gatwick airport suspends all flights after 'multiple' reports of drones

Facebook Like, social sharing buttons on your website may land you in GDPR hot water if data goes a-wanderin'

What's this under the Christmas tree? A gift-wrapped Mellanox, for Microsoft? Say it ain't so

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

A year after Logitech screwed over Harmony users, it, um, screws over Harmony users: Device API killed off

Serverless is awesome (if you overlook inflated costs, dislike distributed computing, love vendor lock-in), say boffins

On the first day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me... an emergency out-of-band security patch for IE

US told to appoint a damn Privacy Shield ombudsperson already or EU will take action

Chill, it's not WikiLeaks 2: Pile of EU diplomatic cables nicked by hackers

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is: 1. More ad revenue, and 2. Good PR. Lots of love – Mark, aged 34½

Introducing 'Happy Quit', where Chinese smokers are text-spammed into nicotine abstinence

Chip flinger Micron reels in production, expenses as revenue growth comes to crashing halt

Microsoft: Come and play in our Windows SandBox

Sticking with one mobile provider gets you... Oh. Price rises, big exit fees, and lovely, lovely lock-in

IBM: Co-Op Insurance talking direct to coding subcontractor helped collapse of £55m IT revamp project

Stop the credential thieves before they stop your business

Cloudflare speaks out amid allegations it safeguards banned terror gangs' websites

Suunto settles scary scuba screwup for $50m: 'Faulty' dive computer hardware and software put explorers in peril

Houston, we've had a problem: NASA fears internal server hacked, staff personal info swiped by miscreants

Is Google purposefully breaking Microsoft, Apple browsers on its websites? Some insiders are confident it is

American bloke hauls US govt into court after border cops 'cuffed him, demanded he unlock his phone at airport'

Newsflash: Twitter still toxic place for women, particular those of color, Amnesty study finds

Scrubtastic end to 2018 as SpaceX, Blue Origin, Arianespace all opt for another day on Earth

German cybersecurity chief: Anyone have any evidence of Huawei naughtiness?

Ofcom: More spectrum for all the good boys and girls. Except you, EE. You've had your fill

Brit startup Graphcore tossed a £200m early Christmas pressie for machine learning CPU

BT: Soz about that £1.3m CEO bonus vote, shareholders. Friends?

Bonne année, Google, Facebook! France to tax tech giants from 1 Jan

It's beginning to look a lot like multi-threaded CPUs, everywhere you go... Arm teases SMT Cortex-A65AE car brains

Still using Azure Scheduler? Schedule in 30 September 2019 'cos it's being euthanised

The Palm Palm: The Derringer of smartphones

Microsoft flings untested Windows 10 updates to users! (Oh no it doesn't!)

Pork pulled: Plug jerked out of beacon of bacon delight

Good from AFA... and not far from good: Analysts reveal flash array vendors' digits

On the first day of Christmas, MIPS sent to me: An open-source-ish alternative to RISC-V

Oh Deer! Poacher sentenced to 12 months of regular Bambi screenings in the cooler

You wait for one IT giant to show up with its sales figures, then two come at once: Red Hat, Oracle

Memes, messengers, and missiles: From Twitter to chat apps and weapons, security is ho-ho-hosed this Xmas

You better watch out, you better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why: SQLite vuln fixes are coming to town

O little town of Bethlehem, Georgia. How still we see your internet lie... US govt throws another $600m at rural broadband

Ding dong merrily on high. In Berkeley, the bots are singeing: Self-driving college cooler droid goes up in flames

Silent night, social fight: Is Instagram the new Facebook for pro-Trump Russian propagandists?

Jingle bells, disk drives sell not so well from today. Oh what fun it is to ride on a one-horse open array...

Visual Studio Code's Python extension goes to Jupyter

Influential cypherpunk and crypto-anarchist Tim May dies aged 67

Boffins don't give a sh!t, slap Trump's face on a turd in science journal

SAP can't thwack away Teradata's copyright infringement, antitrust sueball

Brexit-dodging SCISYS Brits find Galileo joy in Dublin

Who's watching you from an unmarked van while you shop in London? Cops with facial recog tech

No not THAT kind of Office Wizard! Roll a diplomacy check to win the election: Vote tie resolved by a D20

Happy Christmas! Bloodhound SSC refuelled by Yorkshire business chap

We asked, you answered: The truth about software reliability

Dev's telnet tinkering lands him on out-of-hour conference call with CEO, CTO, MD

Amazon's creepy facial recog doorbell, Facebook open sources machine learning code and much more

Brazil bested by hackers, Virgin plugs hub bugs, and France surrenders… records

Apple iPhone X screen falls short of promises, lawsuit says

'Bomb threat' scammers linked to earlier sextortion campaign

Vitamin Water gets massive publicity for new flavor: Utter BS

Scumbag hackers lift $1m from children's charity

An AI system has just created the most realistic looking photos ever

One year on after US repealed net neutrality, policymakers reflect soberly on the future

Stop us if you've heard this one: Facebook apologizes for bug leaking private photos

Fed up with Oracle's Sith, AWS wades into Big Red's lawsuit over Pentagon JEDI contract

Hot on heels of 2.0, Vivaldi 2.2 adds tab session management among other goodies

ZipRecruiter has been flying low: User email addresses exposed to unauthorised accounts

Better get cramming... Xamarin University due to close early next year

Cloud giants, enterprise refreshes keep storage market poppin': Global sales up 20% in Q3

Forget your deepest, darkest secrets, smart speakers will soon listen for sniffles and farts too

Spending watchdog points finger at Capita for 1,300 shortfall in British Army rookies

Ofcom asks networks, ISPs: Hey, wouldn't it be nice if you let customers know the best deal once their contract's up?

Careful with this latest Microsoft release – tug too hard on the threads and it tends to unravel

If most punters are unlikely to pay more for 5G, why all the rush?

The future is bright, the future is NVMe

A Christmas classic: Cloudera founder asks staff to stay another day

So you want to archive our enterprise data? Well, let's see where you fall on Gartner's magic square...

Time for a cracker joke: What's got one ball and buttons in the wrong place?

Razer offers freebies to gamers who descend into its coin mine

Sidecar drags itself out the grave, sues Uber for putting it there

US bitcoin bomb threat ransom scam looks like a hoax say FBI, cops
