God's Chosen Retard
British Columbia, Canada
:whisper: Welcome to my profile!
:whisper: I am a CS:GO trader who started in September of 2015.
:whisper: I am no longer accepting trades.
:whisper: Welcome to my profile!
:whisper: I am a CS:GO trader who started in September of 2015.
:whisper: I am no longer accepting trades.
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Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. - Romans 12:21
Personal Info
:SPAces: About Myself
:whisper: I have been a CS:GO Trader since September of 2015.
:whisper: My favourite games are DOTA 2, CS:GO, RDR2, and DOOM: Eternal, and Elden Ring.
:whisper: Friend Requests will almost alway be accepted as soon as possible.

:SPAces: SteamRep
:whisper: Check my SteamRep to prove that you are not dealing with an Impersonator

:SPAces: Achievements
:whisper: I have been a Steam Member since November 30, 2012
:whisper: Level 101 Steam Profile
:whisper: Level 100 Steam Summer Sale 2016 Badge
:whisper: Level 5 Steam Summer Sale 2016 Foil Badge
:whisper: Level 1 Steam Awards Badge
:whisper: 104 Total Steam Badges
:whisper: 800+ hours in CS:GO, and 3000+ hours in DOTA 2
:whisper: 121 Steam Games
Scuttle Crab Sep 21, 2024 @ 3:37am 
-rep

Told me that my skull size isn't sufficient
Calmo Aug 28, 2024 @ 9:01am 
Hey man, we were gaming last night and you told me something like,

:plane::plane::tower::tower:

:plane::pentagon:
Scuttle Crab Jul 24, 2023 @ 11:48am 
+rep spilled my ramune but that was a great clutch!

Ramune is Japanese soda if you didn't know, normally it's spelled ラムネ but I don't want to be too discriminatory to the gaijin on Steam hehe. You have to hit the top with a plastic plunger in order to drop a glass bead into the soda, breaking the seal and 'activating' it's carbonation! Like all things in Japan, it has a milder and more sophisticated flavour than American sodas, which makes it much more palatable to men of taste like me!

Funny story, my friend tried to take the glass bead out of his ramune bottle. It even says on the label that you shouldn't do that, Japanese *children* know not to do this it's so obvious, but he couldn't help himself and ended up cutting his hand open. What can I say, it was karma! ♥♥♥♥ around and find out, hehe!

Anyway, good 3k, we should play again sometime! :steamhappy:
Scuttle Crab Jul 24, 2023 @ 11:43am 
-rep shot me in the face in DM and I went "OH NOOOOOOOOO!"
Calmo Feb 26, 2023 @ 11:12am 
-rep no longer reads 3am schizoposts
Calmo Sep 29, 2022 @ 8:20pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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