Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-358 (?)
- SCP-358 is an abandoned trauma center in England that causes anyone inside to experience extreme thirst and symptoms of heat exhaustion, even though these symptoms aren't relieved by drinking water. The longer someone stays inside, the more confused they become, eventually losing their memory and sense of self. Sometimes, people exposed to it suddenly die from rattlesnake venom, even though rattlesnakes aren't native to England. The building is also haunted by ghostly figures of people who were affected by SCP-358 in the past, often begging for water. To contain it, the building is kept locked, windows are boarded, and regular patrols ensure no unauthorized entry, as people exposed for too long may not psychologically recover.
- Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival (?)
- The Naki Sumo Crying Baby Festival is an annual Japanese event where sumo wrestlers hold babies and try to make them cry, as loud crying is traditionally believed to ward off evil spirits and signify healthy growth. Dating back over 400 years, the festival often coincides with Children's Day around May 5th, with specific customs varying by location, but always focusing on prayers for the babies' good health. During the competition, two infants are held by sumo wrestlers in a ring, and the first to cry, or the one with the louder cry, is declared the winner, receiving a blessing of good health.