Send Welp. Was hoping for a Primate crossover when they got to the luxury seafront pad - alas not. Also, calling BS on Sweetie being alive at the end.

Guessing all those babies grew up, got together to form a support group led by Drool Face, then lawyered up and filed a class action lawsuit against humanity. Just watched the Arrow Video 4K. It looked tastier than a succulent Hong Kong meal.

Rome, Armed to the Balls. This movie is so visceral, it might make you poop a bullet.

Just showed the Radiance Blu to a pal. That chase scene blew him away. I realised during this watch, the mournful horn theme is reused in the awesome Blazing Magnum. An alternative title for this might be; "Milan Expresses It's Sincere Regret, For Fucking With Luca Canali"

Mother, this movie from the mad genius who brought us Cry of a Prostitute and Strip Nude For Your Killer, it smells of death.

If I had a pound for every time Bruno Nicolai's banging theme choon crops up in this movie, I could treat myself to a copy of Gatti Rossi In Un Labirintino Di Vetro in 4K.

No Nu Metal cover of "Stupid Cupid" blasting over the end credits? That's 2 stars deducted, right there...

Obviously I purchased the Kino Lorber Blu-ray, knowing full well the title is referring to some frosty French mountain tops...

I hope the bass player, on the slinky main theme tune, got an extra Panettone for Christmas of '72.

Made the same year as Airplane!. Curiously, this too features a character with a drinking problem similar to Ted Striker's, in the form of an inability to consume tomato soup correctly. A while later, this same lady is seen fooling around with a pair of scissors. Not the best idea, Shirley?

The main character is called Nancy Thompson. Alas, this is not an Italian sojourn taking place between Elm Street 1 and 3. Cool Barbara Bouchet dancing cameo at 0:24.55!

Dr Blood, he's the boffin with a coffin. Dr Blood, he'll have you die loffin.