Jacob King Patron

Year 2000

North

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Watched 26 Mar 2026 2

"You can't have regrets in this life. You can't.. because shit happens to everybody, right? You know that. Shit happens, buddy. you know, it's not easy being me. it's not easy being us." - Fergie

Stole way too many shopping carts in my life. Shoutout TPB & Knoxville. Couldn’t have asked for better childhood role models.

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Symbolism > Logic

A nightmare where everything connects emotionally, not logically, through masterclass symbolism.

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Rewatched 21 Mar 2026 1

Ming Tea - Daddy Wasn't There ft. Austin Powers

Watched 02 Mar 2026

“A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

When in doubt,
resort to mindless violence 🔫👽

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