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Watched 19 Mar 2026 3

"I'm not used to people combusting all over me."

That's what she said.

Another great entry in the "Samara Weaving Covered in Blood" cinematic universe!

Watched 07 Nov 2025 9

The most shocking thing about this is that Guillermo didn't have Mia Goth and The Creature fuck. That's like his whole thing!

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Watched 28 Mar 2026

The Gilmore Girls lore ran deep in this one.

Watched 28 Mar 2026 2

Everybody thinks they're down for the satanic orgy until the pasty guys with porno mustaches try to kiss you on the mouth.

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Watched 18 May 2025 16

Seeing Cinderella getting cummed on was not on my bingo card.

Watched 14 Sep 2025 5

"We have Bram Stoker's Dracula at home."

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