If you're reading this, it means I finally spent a few minutes figuring out how to do the profile README goodness on GitHub. This seems redundant to the built-in profile, so this may not change for five or more years, much like my dotcom. Time will tell.
- 15+ years of 🎧 scrobbles to Last.fm ~ Maybe we're musical neighbors
If you're interested in hiring me to write code that automates software development pipelines or virtual/cloud infrastructure, tell corny jokes, and bombard engineering chat rooms with animated GIFs...
- Obligatory social media for work (LinkedIn) ~ No offense to anyone at MSFT... but its Facebook with work vibes.
...as of the week of 12 June 2023
- 🌱 I’m continually learning:
how to prolong the life of indoor plants. My Monstera recently grew a new leaf!plant propagation. Now, I'm running out of space for indoor plants.how to subway tile a kitchen backsplash
- 👯 I’m looking to collaborate on
interesting projects that aim to advance social equity. 🤔 I’m looking for help withThis was a painful project but the result, very rewarding 😈...an IS38 turbo swap on a 1.8T EA888.3 engine.- 🔭 I’m currently working on
becoming a harder-better-faster-strongerversion of myself... sometimes with the Daft Punk song playing in the background. - 💬 Ask me about
anything. Seriously. - 📫 How to reach me...
have really long arms... and, the internet? 🤷♂️ - 😄 Pronouns:
he/him/his - ⚡ Fun fact:
I narrowly missed being born 123,456 hours after the Unix epoch.