Classes: Bard (College of Whispers) • Rogue (Phantom)
Level: 10 • Alignment: Neutral Good (Chaotic Leanings)
Archetype: Extroverted mind-reader, stealth problem-solver, socially sharp, emotionally deep.
| Ability | Score | Bar | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| INT (TypeScript) | 18 | ██████████░ | Advanced types, abstractions, clean architecture |
| WIS (SEO/Analytics) | 17 | █████████░░ | Discover, News, sitemaps, indexing, KPI insights |
| DEX (UI/UX Motion) | 15 | ████████░░ | GSAP, micro-interactions, motion timing |
| CHA (Social Insight) | 16 | █████████░░ | Communication, stakeholder alignment, vibe reading |
| CON (Resilience) | 13 | ███████░░░ | Debug stamina, mental adaptation |
| STR (Infra/Builds) | 10 | █████░░░░░ | CI/CD, AWS, Vercel, pipelines |
Proficiencies: React • Next.js • React Native • SEO • GA4 • AWS • Tracking • Performance • Sitemaps
- Psychic Blades: Cuts through technical noise to find the elegant solution.
- Words of Terror: Intimidates stubborn bugs into vanishing.
- Mantle of Insight: Reads team dynamics before making a move.
- Whispers of the Dead: Gains new skills depending on the project’s needs.
- Wails from the Grave: Fixes one bug and weakens another nearby.
- Ghost Walk: Vanishes from Slack and returns with everything solved.
- Spells: Refactor, Optimize LCP, Track Custom Event, Generate Image Sitemap, Silent Rollout
- Cantrips:
map(),filter(),reduce(),console.log(), whisper debug - Items:
eslint,prettier,turbo,zod,jest,msw,playwright,sharp,next-sitemap
- Recipe Importer: Parsing + schema automation with Phantom-level precision.
- HealthScore Factory: Dynamic component rendering powered by question type.
- Advent Calendar: GSAP animations, GA4 tracking, A/B testing, perfect timing.
- Image Sitemap / Discover SEO: Indexing strategies, CTR improvements.
- Expand Google Discover / News reach with new schemas
- Build the KS SEO Dashboard (KPIs, alerts, revenue, winners/losers)
- Improve INP/LCP on critical pages
- Implement content quality scoring for trends & seasonality
“If you hear a bug scream… it’s just a Wail from the Grave doing its job.”
— Phantom Dev’s Handbook, 2025



