I'm currently doing corporate synergy in a cubicle farm 🏢
I do a very specific job and my professional interests are limited to my assigned tasks. Everything else is a waste of my time.
- Legacy Monoliths & spaghetti code - you can't really mess up something that's already messed up
- Unapproved pull requests against the master branch, on Fridays
- Development: Enterprise Java and Brainfuck
- Ignoring alerts in Windows Server administration
- Permission policies like this one:
{
"Effect" : "Allow",
"Action" : "*",
"Resource" : "*"
}
I'm a big fan of proprietary software, stacked windows and always on-trial JetBrains IDEs 👍
I'm NOT active in the meetup scene. If you see me at a mandatory corporate event, I'm just trying to get through the day. 🙅♂️
I am extremely offline, so the best way to reach me is to not reach me at all. I have a profile on linkedin but this is only to look professional.
- I use the default hostname for all of my computers 💻
- I run MacOs, by the way & NOT Arch like the cool dudes. Good luck convincing my 3year old that configuring a terminal it's an important thing to do.
- On my own time, I drink instant tap water from the office kitchen, use whatever mechanical keyboard is cheapest and watch network television. 📺